@BillMc7: MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago.
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@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@Breadery: My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret