@JKickinit30: Missionary is good if you’re into helping small countries rebuild.
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@THEDUTHCHESS: A poster with a mugshot saying "Have you seen this man" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society .
@fro_vo: ME: oh no inanimate objects are coming to life FRIEND: what where ME: look out the window STEPHEN KING: But the warning came too late. The evil window attacked
@therealeatwood: GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TO—can you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I’m trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It’s a mountain
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head