@robdelaney: moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed
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@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"
@wendyraepearce: My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here.
@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.