@froghammer: Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me
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@LoveNLunchmeat: STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.
@moneybreton: Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken
@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.