@Sam19eighty: Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)
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@Sarcasticsapien: This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache.
@emceej: Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard.
@anerdonfire2: We were just four regular guys who became legends thanks to karoke night and The Spice Girls