@ShortSleeveSuit: MOM [introducing us by our musically themed names]: this is our daughter Lyric, this is our other daughter Melody and this is our son *points at me* Sad Trombone
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@WhatsHerFace33: If your wife says "what would you do without me?" "Live happily ever after" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :(
@sofarrsogud: Me: What sneakers are you wearing? Her: Converse Me: Omg Sandra, that’s what I’m trying to do.
@michelleisawolf: This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again.