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@JediGigi: Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life?

Me: Define "someone"

Mom: You know, a boyfriend.

Me: Define "boyfriend"

Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life?

Me: Define “someone”

Mom: You know, a boyfriend.

Me: Define “boyfriend”

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