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@Naked_Superman: Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine.

Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he?

Mom: 27

Mom: Sorry, I won’t be able to come in today. My son’s got stuck in the washing machine.

Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he?

Mom: 27

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