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@bendreyfuss: “Mom, the dictionaries are fighting again"
@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.
@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
@radtoria: Cute guy: Is this seat taken?
Me: (ok, play it cool) No. *smiles*
Him: *takes chair away*
@jonnysun: WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person
ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves
@StellaRtwot: It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion.