@bendreyfuss: “Mom, the dictionaries are fighting again"
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@BuckyIsotope: Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this.
@jocylan: If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder
@TheMichaelRock: 12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.