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@iwearaonesie: mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!?
[flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over]
me: Yes

mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!?
[flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift’s “Love Story” in the car on the way over]
me: Yes

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