@life_sucker: Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
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@fillthevacuum: *checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I'm pretty laid back... but if the bagger boy at the grocery store puts soup cans with bananas and bread again, I'm going to Lose. My. Shit.