@68Cly29: Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists.
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@rolldiggity: "I don't know where this rumor started, but Company and I are just good friends." -Misery
@JessicaVarsity: I just leaped over a 3ft tall dog gate with the skill and grace of an olympian to get a snack from microwave. *Adds track star to resume*
@mess_of_petals: [My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours.