@TheReal_AndyMac: Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you burritos and a Slip N' Slide. So you do the math.
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@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.
@ArfMeasures: CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.