@TeachersHot: Morning wood makes the best fire.
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@retardedwriter: This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd "Shona baby"
@Book_Krazy: If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you.
@Jake_Vig: With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility.