@TeachersHot: Morning wood makes the best fire.
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@p_net: OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us.
@crabgirl_: The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before.
@stevevsninjas: Mom Octopus: *opens bedroom door* What's up? Son Octopus: *slams laptop* Nothing! Mom Octopus: YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT PRAWN AGAIN
@iamspacegirl: SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job.