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@bazecraze: Morpheus: "You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"
Me: "Blue pill."

Morpheus:  “You take the blue pill, the story ends.  You wake up in your bed and–”
Me:  “Blue pill.”

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