@QwertyJones3: Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it.
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@Smooheed: Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls
@GreenEyedJedi: I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes.
@Blarebare: I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face.