@jwoodham: Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds.
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@Tmoney68: I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you.
@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.
@yungsweater: Can I get an amen? AMEN! Can I get a b-men? BMEN! Can I get a c-men? CME--*the whole church laughs*