@suzieQ0007: Most people who think I'm a nice person have no idea that I'd trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza.
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@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@joss: Mean people tell me "you've got a face only a mother could love" but the joke's on them because she didn't
@That_Damn_Duck: How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat