@suzieQ0007: Most people who think I'm a nice person have no idea that I'd trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America
@AnOrangeSNES: "I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
@ThaJawn: Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little..