@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.
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@Fred_Delicious: *knock at the door* "H...hello?" "Hi, i'm not a mouse" "Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH
@paulrobalino: Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right
@LindaInDisguise: The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.