@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.
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@TattedChanel: 'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down
@DirtMcTurd: My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday
@ghostkrogh: isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus. i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying.
@jackiembouvier: I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training.