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@Home_Halfway: Movie theater employees have 2 ages:
@BigHeb7: I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying.
ME: also I ate a donut in the store
MACHINE: Place the item on the belt
ME: I can’t because I ate it
MACHINE: Place the
@mattZillaaaa: I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
@DanMentos: [terrorist meeting]
"Let's hit Americans where they gather to shop"
But how will we find these Targets?
"Guys you're not gonna believe this"
@brigittemontes: the things my dad sends my mom 😭😂