@leftarmisme: Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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@lovemydogduck: The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.
@pleatedjeans: A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW
@PaperWash: [Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?
@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.