@leftarmisme: Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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@deelizabeth_: Biden: So I got a bunch of balloons and when he gets here-- Obama: Joe, please Biden: --we're gonna rub them on his hair & see what happens
@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
@murrman5: good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed "we don't have a dog" *smiles getting ready to deliver the good news*