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@cepheusjackson: MUGGER: Empty your pockets!

ME: But these are cargo shorts.

(45 min later)

ME: That's the left one

MUGGER: Seriously.

ME: I am SO sorry

MUGGER: Empty your pockets!

ME: But these are cargo shorts.

(45 min later)

ME: That’s the left one

MUGGER: Seriously.

ME: I am SO sorry

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