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@stephenjmolloy: Mugger: Give me your wallet and... is that a Rolex?

Me: It's a fake.

Mugger: What about her diamond ring. Is that fake?

Me: *nervously look at my wife* No, no. That's 100% real...

Mugger: Give me your wallet and… is that a Rolex?

Me: It’s a fake.

Mugger: What about her diamond ring. Is that fake?

Me: *nervously look at my wife* No, no. That’s 100% real…

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