@upsidedowntrash: [Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
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@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.
@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
@brendohare: DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool
@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.