@upsidedowntrash: [Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
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@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
@LoveNLunchmeat: You think they keep the lights low for ambiance, but really it's cuz that restaurant hasn't dusted since 1986.
@Mom_Overboard: Me: Dare me to find out how many Reese's peanut butter cups can fit in my mouth?! Date: What's happening right n- Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
@murrman5: "I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms" [octopus glove shopping] "this is unacceptable"