@bush_piglet: Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo
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@ericsshadow: In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return.
@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@LoriLuvsShoes: How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend