@bush_piglet: Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo
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@junejuly12: Asking if judges go commando under their robes is a sure-fire way to get out of jury duty.
@ArfMeasures: CYCLOPS: How do u spell Hawaii? WIFE [biting lip] well..u need 2 i's CYCLOPS [puts pen down] my life is just a joke to u isn't it Linda