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@causticbob: "Must you lick the knife?"

"Sorry,force of habit" I said "Loads of people do it though, don't they?"

"Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"

“Must you lick the knife?”

“Sorry,force of habit” I said “Loads of people do it though, don’t they?”

“Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor”

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