@Cheeseboy22: My 12 year old son is going to his first play with us tonight. I convinced him that everyone wears fanny packs to plays. We had to go buy him one at Walmart, but it will be worth it.
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@SteveKoehler22: A video of a seal jumping in a boat to escape killer whales went viral. They were trying to orca-strate a meal, but didn't seal the deal.