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@velweb: My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight.

She told me, "DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!"

I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later.

My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight.

She told me, “DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!”

I’m considering twerking to Ace of Base later.

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