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@ibid78: [my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse
[patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here
[me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying

[my 1st day as a doctor] I can’t find a pulse
[patient] that’s a trashcan. I’m over here
[me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying

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