@tararose711: My 3yo's bedtime stories include: "Three-Hour Run-On Sentence," followed by, "Ask For a Drink 500 Times," and finally, "You Skipped a Page."
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@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@TrashCave: 2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.
@saucy_peaches: My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
@simoncholland: Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year. Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.