@XplodingUnicorn: My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
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@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
@blade_funner: Me: It's ok if they stay a little damp Automatic hand dryer: I SHALL DRIVE THE WATER FROM YOUR VERY BONES
@dankmccoy: Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there.