@copymama: My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
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@AndyAsAdjective: "any ideas?" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings "whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"
@TheAlexNevil: Dating Couple, finishing each other’s sentences: We’re so perfect for each other Married Couple, finishing each other’s sentences: WILL YOU LET ME FINISH??!!