@copymama: My 4yo picked up a toy and put it away without being asked, and I just stared at her like she was a woodland animal I didn't want to scare.
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@BetteMidler: Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.
@TheDairylandDon: Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
@AnitaHelmet: My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, "I do."
@Dani_Feld: Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more.