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@thestlouisan: My 5 year old just ended a phone call with "I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."

And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me.

My 5 year old just ended a phone call with “I gotta jump, Daddy.  I’m out.”

And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me.

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