@scarfdud: my 80yr/o grandma is on facebook & she is a living click-bait article, she didn't even tell me what to do with it
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@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.
@geowizzacist: I'm just a regular guy going for a regular jog with a regular plasma TV being chased by the regular police.
@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.