@nicfit75: My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring.
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@jwoodham: The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world.
@vault101girl: This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out.
@Adar79Angie: Him: What gets you hot, baby? Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.