@kumailn: "My advice to you: subtlety." - The Joker, to Trump
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@EJGomez: dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance
@funnyortruth: Friend : "I wasn't that drunk!" Me : "Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming "YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"
@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."
@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.