@kumailn: "My advice to you: subtlety." - The Joker, to Trump
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@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@IGotsSmarts: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!
@PinkCamoTO: CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that.
@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.