@Kyle_Lippert: My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'
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@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
@man_spach: "I'm sorry I could never do that for you," said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space.
@JhonRules: *dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit