@Kyle_Lippert: My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'
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@WakeVII: OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
@SincerelyMen: "Seize the day" in Latin is "Carpe Diem" ..."Seize the day" in Douchebag is "YOLO"
@thebeckyard: "Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you've been buying." *silently writes him out of my will*