@KoKeniSasquatch: My autocorrect changed epi to epic so this death is gonna be awesome.
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@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"
@avaricious1: How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.