@KoKeniSasquatch: My autocorrect changed epi to epic so this death is gonna be awesome.
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@cortronic: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.
@david8hughes: [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
@ArfMeasures: "We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan