@Darchstar078: My bank called me today to alert me my card was used for a gym membership and they doubted it was legit because they see where I go to eat.
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@shegotagronk: It's so beautiful outside. I should probably do something...Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my computer screen.
@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about
@charliedelta7: I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.