@KKAlThani: My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell "OMG! I'm on my way now!" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident.
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@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
@GreyPath1: I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind.
@Dani_Feld: Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more.