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@Blue_Crab: My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom.
I asked her what it was going to do.
I'm hilarious. Everyone says so.

My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. 
I asked her what it was going to do. 
I’m hilarious. Everyone says so.

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