@AndyRichter: My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
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@CherBear162: Who the hell buys furniture online? Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?
@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs." I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.