@AndyRichter: My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
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@kevinseccia: Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?
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