@onedumbshark: My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away.
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@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
@Rollmaninoz: Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child.
@ChristianMingel: Trained psychologists: “Hitting your kids can cause them to be violent adults” Twitter genius: “I was hit and I never turned out violent. That’s why I can’t wait to hit my own kids when I get them”