@Furry_Beaver: My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering "because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed" just gets you sent to HR.
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@Phoebetate: Whatever, Twitter makes me a safer driver. Now I stop at every red light, even the lights that I think may change in the next minute or two.
@ProBirdRights: I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.
@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.