@UnIxphysco: My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded
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@justabloodygame: Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers.
@GerryMcBride: Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.
@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.