@RidiculousSheri: Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats.
@KentWGraham: I used to love pretending I was Captain America and flinging a garbage can lid at kids in the neighborhood. But then my wife made me stop.
@TequilaTears: Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.
@murfer28: I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad?
Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill
H: To fetch a pail of water
M: Jack fell down & died a violent death
Hub: Ok, still mad
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