@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
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@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
@BakedBrotatoes: [Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS
@Ivsy01: Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by.