@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
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@InternetHippo: me: lord if you’re up there, give me a sign booming voice from above: LOG OFF me: that could’ve been anyone
@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
@teacup_giraffe: Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say "What's up, Chad?" & he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"