@SamDelanche: My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.
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@sageboggs: Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again
@MartaEffing: My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the market buying cereal and I thought, 'I agree with his priorities.'
@MrFornicator: People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.