@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
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@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@refinedrednec: Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect.
@causticbob: My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore.